soft hair

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:18:59 GMT

hey guys, Its been forever.

Heres the short end of it. I went back down to a size 28 from being a size 30. My nails currently look like this. Ive said this once before but it seems to be a reoccurring theme in my life, dating seems to go now where. I just finished dating someone for 5 months to find out I knew about 5 things about that person.

Theboobs.blogspot.com
Been trying to work on getting the new site up and running, trying to find someone to help me design the new logo. Did my own boobs of the week and I kept saying why why why the entire time as I was writing it. Tons of nails did and random sex talk. If you guys havent bookmarked it please do so! It's good times and we get the most random people commenting turning the blog into more of a forum type of site.

anyways I'm content and not at all.

MISSBEHAVE MAG RIP

Fri, 22 May 2009 12:58:15 GMT

So I don't know how many of you are tuned in but to all those inquiries about it, Missbehave is DUNZO. I got an email from Sam (the founder) Monday letting me know the situation. It sucks cause it really was an amazing magazine and I wish it could have lasted longer.. but what can you do? I said 'thanks for the opportunity', worked on my invoice to send her, and moved on. Well today I actually start browsing through the internet and it's blasted all over.

But it's basically just a hate on hate situation. And yeah I know from alot of people that subscriptions got real fucked and it kinda made me feel a little sour about it all. Granted that whole thing should get resolved but it didn't just end there.

More and more hate just kept pouring into sam's blog about her decision. There also seemed to be an ongoing feud between Sam and Baby Sinead.
I finally couldnt keep my mouth shut on it all and sent in my comment.

"Hey Sam,

Even though I was on there for a brief moment, I really want to say that I appreciate that you gave me the opportunity of just being able to write on Missbehave. I was always of fan of your magazine/website/blog and I admire everything you’ve done. I remember it in the beginning and also recollect how excited everyone was for it just to get it off the ground.
All this hating that is going on isn’t constructive and REALLY in the long run is just words. I understand that it’s hard in these times and getting let go/fired/company closing down is never pleasant for anyone. I can emphasize with Sinead cause bills are a motherfucker. It’s just a shame that all this dirty laundry had to be vented out all over the web like a scene out of “Heathers”. I hope things get resolved cause I fancy both of you.

I just want to say this..
Everyone that is blatantly attacking this whole situation… Let’s not forget that Missbehave made a stamp on this generations’ culture regardless. Hate it or love it, I sure did see it on alot of “feminists” coffee tables and girls would go nuts the minute they heard it was on the stands. It spurred many discussions among us and that in itself is a great magazine… despite what some argued was legitimate content.

And Sam being a mommy is a full time job so I understand when your heart isn’t into it, it’s just time to say goodbye. So in closing (I always hated this part), I will miss what Missbehave has contributed to masses in general but I look forward to your new ventures.

Hope to stay in touch girly."

I don't know, It's just upsetting that this magazine seems to be getting glorified for whatever what was going on behind the scenes. The whole subscription thing needs to be taken in account SERIOUSLY don't get me wrong but all the back and forth pointing the finger thing is just disappointing.

I just I was getting alot of sad faces. SAD FACES!!!!

Thu, 21 May 2009 01:20:56 GMT

new posts at theboobs guysssss.
The boobs

Mon, 18 May 2009 05:40:38 GMT

I asked for eyeballs and my nail lady delivered.

I'm planning on getting a Nefertiti tattoo soon, very soon.

Super throwback.

Sun, 17 May 2009 09:56:15 GMT

This is my new theme song. I want it to play every time I enter a room.

Thu, 14 May 2009 10:01:51 GMT

A small update on here: I lost my job a few months and due to that I've been writing alot. I guess I would have never had the attention span to keep it going if I wasn't sober and away from all the craziness. The article that I wrote about alexi of Imboycrazy.com at 944 mag is out now. She's a big ball of fun, super cute,and loves boys. I should call her.

I've also been shooting the shit at theboobs.blogspot.com. Since someone reported us to blogger, bri and I are in the works to get theboobsla.com rolling. Now all I need are more outrageous ideas for topics.

I'm dating but then i'm not dating.
I've been so blase about putting in any effort into a relationship. I will say this, there is a tattoed neck that I've been eyeing from afar and hope its not all smoke and mirrors.

playing with lighting.

Glossy was in town and we hung out with all the old galpals.
Ash Dimes, Glossy, Myself and Laxmi. (totally amused by the photo)

Too cute awwwwweeey.

Team Boobs super supreme cream ya jeans.

AND bra pendants? yes! And yeah I got candy canes on my nails. Yeah I know its May. I like candycanes.

Thu, 07 May 2009 21:30:46 GMT

theboobs.blogspot.com :)

OH YEAHHHH

Fri, 01 May 2009 22:04:16 GMT

I'm now a contributing writer for Missbehave. Stoked.
Still running the shit out of TheBoobs with Glossy though.

bookmarkkk

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:56:26 GMT

new post at theboobs!
Theboobs.blogspot.com

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:08:28 GMT

Burritos, get on it.

please stalk us!

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:56:17 GMT

Lovely Miss Samantha over at Missbehave showed us some love and asked us to do a little ditty with us. Check it out!

Missbehave internet stalks The Boobs

what happened to your face?

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:51:59 GMT

So most of my friends know this,but last year around my birthday time, I got hit by a car while I was on my bike in Downtown LA. It left me shook up and I literallv thought I was in a horrible dream. It ended up being a hit and run and we never caught the guy. It had banged up my back and face pretty badly, not to mention my front tooth was broken completely in half.

To top it all off, I didnt have any insurance. Emergency care was going to an extremely hefty price. I had to do something cause I was working in the fashion district and rockin no toof was just not A OK in my profession. I will admit, I was pretty hot and tempted to try for a gold cap, going for the "most legit girl on the block" title.

Unfortunately, I was swayed to opt for the plain ol cap. This shit ended up lasting me a few months.

I like most people am deathly afraid of dentists, and every single FUCKING TIME, they said we had to do more work. A root canal, gingervectormy, deep cleaning, and a post later, I was ready for my new toof. I had to say my final farewell to this chomper that was labeled "Snaggletooth" by most. We had great few months, even though you bit my exbfs mouth like crazy, and practically peeked out from my lip 24/7.Goodbye old friend and good riddance.

This is while I was waiting for my crown. I think this picture is hilarious. I sent this to like 15 of my friends mass text message style, they did not appreciate it. Click on the pic but you've been warned

And most recently, heres my final toof. And yes, that little nub next to it still needs some love and affection too. Dont worry bud, your time will come soon. Until then, act like you add some character to my face why dont ya?

xposted at theboobs.blogspot.com

Ey girl, are chu pilipino??

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:47:24 GMT

Yes that is the Philippines flag on my nails. Rep.

I got my nose pierced. what do you think?

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:14:19 GMT

I just want love.

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:06:27 GMT

Finally starting to feel like summer out here in beautiful Los Angeles. You know what that means? That means its time to eat popsicles and not give a damn if it gets all sticky icky ooee on yr fingertips. That means acid wash jean biker shorts, Naughty by Nature 96' throwbacks, and definitely means Lolita lip licks at that delicious guy that's caught your summertime attention.

Also, WHAT THE HALE. Is this what I think it is? Sour Patch kids and Gushers made sweet love and gave birth to one of the most magical candies that has ever graced my tounge? YES. Candy of the summer.

bookmark!

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:45:54 GMT

So I'm not too sure if any of yall ladies remember but I pretty much blog alot at theboobs.blogspot.com I got my girl bri aka doe_eyes aka glossy on it as well.
I will try and update this one as well but please bookmark the other!
Nail porn/fashion/sex talk/whatever galore.

<33

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:46:07 GMT

Hello I'm alive. How are you?

taken from theboobs.blogspot.com

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:26:15 GMT

What do ladies want for Valentines day? Contrary to mind, we aren't that difficult. I mean the essential roses and chocolate should be necessary and I would be offended if those weren't in my hands before noon that day. But if you want to keep on giving that special day, here are some basic add ons that everyone can enjoy.

1. Heels/shoes.
Lets face it, women love shoes. Getting them shoes will guarantee some sort of sexual satisfaction later on. Just make sure you get the right size. Ask her moms or friends ahead of time.

2. Dinner.
Wine and dine. Something romantic alongside a beach is pretty safe. If your staying in, put on your apron, Youre cooking!

3. Cunninglus.
Downtown or no town! Dont be stingy either and act like you like it.

4.Bubble baths w/champagne of course.
We like bubbly with our bubbly. You like watching us getting bubbly. We all win.

5. Jewelry
When they said diamonds are a girl's best friend, those fuckers weren't playing. I prefer rings, thanks.

That and/or a nice nickname nameplate. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE!

6. Chocolate
Standard. Necessary. Ghiradelli.

8. Good sex
Nothing says I love/like/want you like awesome penis to vajayjay action. Has to last longer than 5 minutes too. Positions positions positions! More of number 3 thanks!

9. Hello Kitty shit
You will never go wrong with this. Girls and Hello Kitty will always be intertwined forever no matter they say. I love things that look like it just vomited cuteness all over itself.

And Ladies, heres a hint of what guys are hoping for.

"Anal while watching shark week"

"Sex"

"BLOWJOBS?"

"Shoes. .. and sex."

Visit : Theboobs.blogspot.com. Bookmark it. Bloggin fer days.

have fun!

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:23:46 GMT

get my nails done, went to a 90s house party, and bought tucker max's I hope they serve beer in hell.

OH and I flirted with a cholo skater boy. Good times.

BATTLE

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:22:53 GMT

My brother and I obviously like different things.

des13oobs (12:53:29 PM): you = gorillas
des13oobs (12:53:32 PM): me = unicornz
J0nrilla (12:53:49 PM): gorilla kick unicornz ass
des13oobs (12:54:01 PM): unicorn stabs gorilla in the eye
J0nrilla (12:54:21 PM): not till after gorilla beats the shit out of some donkey freak horse
des13oobs (12:56:08 PM): hahah not before zeus of the almighty lords comes down to back up his mythical creature and plows a fucking lightning bolt through the dumb ape
J0nrilla (12:57:41 PM): yeah after that then king kong is going to grab zeus by his bitch lighting rob or poll whatever that shit may be and rip off his bitch white beard and wipe his hairy ass with it. then throw his ass to the ground
des13oobs (12:59:16 PM): yeah not before gorilla eats his own shits and dies
J0nrilla (12:59:57 PM): psh yeah right. not before he slings that shit at your dead unicorn
des13oobs (1:00:14 PM): my unicorn never dies. he lives on for eternity fag.
des13oobs (1:00:19 PM): hes a fucking UNICORN.
J0nrilla (1:00:35 PM): its a fictional bitch beast
J0nrilla (1:00:42 PM): it does not live
J0nrilla (1:00:44 PM): its a bitch
des13oobs (1:01:05 PM): UNICORN2K9 BETCH.
des13oobs (1:01:19 PM): CHEW ON THAT
J0nrilla (1:03:22 PM): gorilla still wins
J0nrilla (1:03:27 PM): did you see king kong
J0nrilla (1:03:35 PM): did you see any bitch unicorn's in there
J0nrilla (1:03:36 PM): no, i dont think so
des13oobs (1:03:58 PM): DID YOU SEE HOW I WIN IN LIFE?
des13oobs (1:04:02 PM): I DIDNT THINK SO.

updates xposted @ theboobs.blogspot.com

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:45:04 GMT

Hey America, we did it. This dignified sexy man right here is now running our country. Let the celebratory times begin.

Worked all weekend and dreaded every moment of it. It was at least 85+ degrees out here in sunny Los Angeles and I would have much rather been by a pool then running the fashion district in heels. Actually, doing both would have been ideal.
Sunday funday, I did head down to a pool a la Standard Downtown LA. Laxxy was in part throwing Creme de la creme parlay and after tons of twitters about it, I finally got down there.
Boobs, ass, motorboating, and rooftop rambunctious affairs. Twas a good day in LA.

Table top babes

marc jacobs sandals = summertime.

Harro standard life.

Celly Cell and Raxri, livin lampin loungin.

CocoPuffs and her steady fancy glass.

Boobage

Boobs Steez.

Laxxytits.

Waterbed mermaids.

Betch I'm taking yr louie.

These two straight dry humped the night away. Dry Humps = new black.

Motorboating anyone?

Smokebreak with my boos.

BYH <3

YR welcome.

updates

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:09:19 GMT

FTPOLICE. Had to deal with this all weekend.
then I calmed down and saturday night was fun.

See more here

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:28:59 GMT

revamped blogspot. The Boobs. Bookmark it, I will update it daily.
also, does anyone want to write for it? I could use some quirky gals.

2k9 in the houseee

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:47:29 GMT

2008, its been fun really. Actually you've been a pain in my ass and I'm glad this affair has ended. And at the stroke of midnight a new, more intriguing, and not as bitchy year came into my life. Thanks for the memories.

Hadn't been out in awhile and made it a point to venture on over to the new spot on Santa Monica, Crown Bar.
Coco, Ash, and myself got dolled up and were ready for supposed calm night of debauchery. And I couldn't seem to keep the girls inside my shirt but apparently it was the theme of the night. Smoked alot of American Spirits, said Happy new years about 50 + times, flipped my hair, wore pearls on my head, and danced with girls in leather gloves. 2009 is looking promising.
And alas, the pictures.

Gaudy rings and hooker nails.

Ashley candid.

Me and the girls, smoke breakin it.

Ashley and Coco Fo sho sho. Case of the bangs.

Laxxxyleopard, Dagan and the Henny, Coco to the Rique.

I was channeling this ferosh bitch.

Countdown, HELLO 2K9.

She loved 2k9 so much she ripped her dress to her ass.

We loved 2k9 so much, we sat on the floor and talked on the phone and took pictures doing so.

Cheerss!

Ash love and Kim love.

HARRO KITTYY

Im out!

<3 Boobs.

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:19:34 GMT

Nothing says Merry Christmas like the police at your house.

Happy holidays everyone. What did you get?

My dogs got me these

and my mom and dad got me this

(I read this book with my mom every night as a kid).
Now its off to see the curious case of benjamin button. Anyone thats seen it, thoughts? How about the spirit?